08. WARRIMON, WARRIMON

SLIPPY SHARA
Welcome here
in Wengord!
You’ll feel home right
off the bat.

And if you won’t,
well dear, who cares,
just get drunk and
don’t fret.

The crew and
I will make sure
that you're making new
friends here.

Hey Mc Muscle,
you old drunkard,
you’re the man for that!

MC MUSCLE
True, I’ve
got friends aplenty,
and I like to keep
them close.

His face, that is
what my dear friend,
the fist, wants
the most.

And once the both
are finished,
my knee will join
them, too!

WARRIMON
Finding friends is
his strong point.
He will show it
to you.

CHORUS
Warrimon, Warrimon.
Wherever something’s
to be had, we’ve grabbed it
and gone.

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Come on, join in
and sing our song.

ASKA (calling)
… two, three, five!

RATTY
The battle was atrocious.

ASKA
With countless men they did arrive.

RATTY
So many swords of fools to fight.

ASKA
And us, we were just five.


RATTY
But brave and clever as we are,
we finally prevailed.

ASKA
And in the end, a thousand men kneeled down
because they failed.

SLIPPY SHARA
The boy right here is worth his weight
in silver and in gold.

MC MUSCLE
But what we’ll get for his lil’ hussy
remains yet to be told.

SLIPPY SHARA
Even though he freed his sis
with serendipity …

WARRIMON
he’s waiting for his ran-
som now worth lots of property.

CHORUS
Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Wherever something’s to be had,
we’ve grabbed it and gone.

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Come on, join in
and sing our song!

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Whatever is there to be known
we’ve known all along.

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Come on, join in
and sing our song!

RATTY
The king will be surprised
when he learns our prize at last.

MC MUSCLE
I bet no one has ever emptied
all his chests so fast.

SLIPPY SHARA
And when the prince goes home again,
this king’s beloved sprout ...

WARRIMON
we will purchase the kingdom and
throw all the people out!
Warrimon!

- FREESTYLE -

WARRIMON
Warrimon!

CHORUS
Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Wherever something’s to be had,
we’ve grabbed it and gone.

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Come on, join in
and sing our song!

MC MUSCLE
Oh wow, wow!

WARRIMON
Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Wherever something’s to be had,
we’ve grabbed it and gone.

Warrimon,
Warrimon.
Come on, join in
and sing our song!

Come on, get up
and sing our song!
Hurray for us,
the Warrimon!

MC MUSCLE
(spoken)
Wuah!